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Bernece · Guest

Have you heard the latest news on the company? They are introduced under the heading Zulu Energy Corp. Spuds Two Additional Coal Bed Methane Exploration Wells in Botswana. What are your thoughts on this event?

Dick Cheney · Guest

Zulu is the greatest energy company on the planet. Zulu has discovered endless reserves of easily refined crude oil and natural gas in Botswana. The mineral resources are only 100 feet underground and well to the surface without pumping equipment. Zulu is secretly building a 3.5 million gallon a day capacity gasoline refinery at the site of the discovery. The reserve calculations include 7869 trillion barrels crude oil in the discovery, theoretical calculations of 5000 zillion cubic feet of easily utilized clean natural gas. Why is the stock taking such a beating?

Mercy green · Guest

Dick Cheney wrote:

Zulu is the greatest energy company on the planet. Zulu has discovered endless reserves of easily refined crude oil and natural gas in Botswana. The mineral resources are only 100 feet underground and well to the surface without pumping equipment. Zulu is secretly building a 3.5 million gallon a day capacity gasoline refinery at the site of the discovery. The reserve calculations include 7869 trillion barrels crude oil in the discovery, theoretical calculations of 5000 zillion cubic feet of easily utilized clean natural gas. Why is the stock taking such a beating?

Welcome to the Message board of Zulu Energy.

You are of a positive opinion on the company. Are you investing in it? If the answer is yes, so can you tell me what is your opinion on that?

Zzulu · Guest

imo, this is one of the best companies in this sector

CORNDOG · Guest

Zulu Energy is bustin out with gas and oil all over the place. Zulu has discovered immense reserves of real nice oil and will be selling it below the world market price because they have discovered so much of it.....it is really amazing how much oil and gas has been discovered by Zulu that it boggles the mind. Zulu is building 50 new American supertankers in the Connecticut shipyards to ship oil to USA from Botswana. GO ZULU GO!

wizard · Guest

CORNDOG, these news sound really fanastic but still I can't believe in that. There is no proof of the information you provide. Not a single article on that! Where have you found this information? I think that you might have been cheated. Be careful! It's the OTCBB. And the stock is worth 0.031 per share. Ugly.

Estes Kefauver · Guest

Zulu Energy Corporation has discovered a mother lode of oil. Zulu was drilling in the exploration camp for a new water well and hit oil at 10 feet! The oil hurtled into the sky in a black gold geyser. Current reserve calculations include 69 quadbillion trillion zillion barrels of oil on the Botswana property, natural gas reserves are so far off the charts that nobody is even trying to quantify it. Zulu will be selling super unleaded for a dime a gallon next year and will still profit alot of coin.

wizard · Guest

I am very sorry, Estes, but it seems that you are paid to promote the company, though you aren't listed among stock promoters....lol

The stock price keeps getting lower and lower day after day (-38.00% on 30 Jan.) and there are no press releases on the things of findng the golden thread. You must have been paid to tell that in here!

RoundMound · Guest

Zulu is such a great oil company that none other can compare. Zulu is swimming in so much Botswanian oil and natural gas that it is just incredible. Zulu is building an empire in Botswana that will pale Texaco, Shell, BP, Standard Oil and all of OPEC. Nobody will be able to compete with Zulu in the short or long term. Zulu stock will be trading over $75/share in no time. Zulu is building gleaming office towers in the jungle in Botswana next to the new refinery and shipping dock. Zulu has already secretly constructed a 24 inch pipeline direct from Botswana dock to the port of Long Beach.

wizard · Guest

RoundMound wrote:

Zulu is such a great oil company that none other can compare. Zulu is swimming in so much Botswanian oil and natural gas that it is just incredible. Zulu is building an empire in Botswana that will pale Texaco, Shell, BP, Standard Oil and all of OPEC. Nobody will be able to compete with Zulu in the short or long term. Zulu stock will be trading over $75/share in no time. Zulu is building gleaming office towers in the jungle in Botswana next to the new refinery and shipping dock. Zulu has already secretly constructed a 24 inch pipeline direct from Botswana dock to the port of Long Beach.

If Zulu Energy is such a brilliant and gorgeous company, so why is it traded on the Over-The-Counter-Bulletin-Board. This is not a very positive thing to tell about the company. In addition, take a look at the stock price.
Could you explain that to me?

Lady Bird Johnson · Guest

Zulu Energy is a major player on the oil exploration and production scene. Zulu has discovered the most gigantic oil and gas field on the planet in Botswana that it's size is beyond imagination. The underground ocean of oil and gas that Zulu is now only beginning to exploit will supply all the world's needs for 10,000 years. Gas prices will plummet to 1925 prices when Zulu floods the market with it's product. Zulu be praised!

wizard · Guest

You remind me a paid promoter of the company.
You are lucky I haven't found ZLUE on the list of stock promotions. But I still believe the company shall be soon there.

Jim Morrison · Guest

Zulu is the Lizard King of all oil companies. Zulu oil is in the transatlantic pipeline from Botswana to Long Beach as we speak. Zulu has discovered and infinite reserve of top quality oil, and it's comin at ya fer cheap. Zulu will be selling crude for 2$ a barrel and super unleaded for 15 cents a gallon to help get the USA economy back on track. Zulu is the finest energy company in the world, the stock is about to zoom to $96.69 a share overnight. Zulu, praise to Zulu. All is Zulu. Zulu Zulu Zulu.....

wizard · Guest

I wouldn't start praising this company in your place. The company is in a rather bad shape at this period of time.

If you look at the latest balance sheet of the company, you can easily see that the company is not able to cover all their debts.

Total Current Assets 1,153,000
Total Current Liabilities 6,062,000

There are almost 6 times more liabilities than assets. A very poor sign for a company, don't you agree?
In addition, the market values the company negatively. This is also a disadvantage.

I hope this infinite resource the Zulu found (as you state at least) will help to get out of the traps it is in. But that's very doubtful...

Michael Phelps · Guest

The first Zulu oil has reached Long Beach through the new pipeline! Zulu plans on delivering 50 million barrels of warm fresh crude oil daily to the US through the new pipeline. Supertankers are being loaded too, there is just so much oil on the Botswanian property that Zulu is trying to get rid of it fast to make room for more production. Zulu stock is set to skyrocket to new heights and will set industry records in every category. Zulu will save the US economy, and return the USA to prosperity with noodle salad for everybody.

wizard · Guest

Besides, the company does not earn anything at all. It just has a loss if you look at the income statements of the last year. Where will it get money for those "drillings you talk about"?

Saginaw Slim · Guest

Zulu retail fuel stations are up and running nationwide! Come on in to one of our 1500 locations opening today for super unleaded for 10 cents a gallon! This price is good this month only, our price will rice to 25 cents a gallon next month, but will never increase above that! We also have free propane for everybody forever! The 25 cents a gallon gets you full service and free tires every 500 miles! Zulu stations will have free prime rib buffet at every station for customers purchasing 1/2 gallon or more. You can get the buffet to go if you want! During the Zulu grand opening month, all the beer is free, as much as you can haul in kegs, cans or bottles! Zulu is the finest energy corporation on the planet, there is no debating this fact.

wizard · Guest

It's still hard to believe in you, you know.
Can you post any link in which this information is stated? I need some public announcements on that or any press release is ok as well.

Zoot Horn Rollo · Guest

Zulu has discovered another elephant oil field in Botswana! The field is 10 times the size of the original field and will provide everybody on earth with all the super unleaded they will ever need. After this year, Zulu will distribute super unleaded gasoline for free to anybody who asks. You can have all you want, for free. Zulu wants to invite all the world's people to free prime rib buffet and free super unleaded at all Zulu franchises worldwide. Zulu will also be providing free beer for everyone. Call Zulu for free money. Zulu will send up to 15 million dollars for free to anyone who needs it. Zulu will be providing noodle salad for free also......forever. All hail the new american superpower......ZULU.

Zulu Mojo Ashante · Guest

Hello, my name is Zulu Mojo Ashante. I am one of the aboriginal people here in Botswana who live near Zulu Oil Company headquarters. First of all, I would like to thank the company for naming themselves after me. I want to thank Zulu for all they have done for us. Before the Discovery, all we had were mud huts, and had to eat mud and bugs. Now, we have 10,000 square foot Tudor style homes with triple garage and prime rib buffet prepared by the world's finest servants! Zulu is a party animal! I have 62 inch flat screen!

leen · Guest

nice to hear that...
how is this company doing? any good estimates?

Daniel Yergin · Guest

Any good estimates? Read the reports above punk! Zulu is spewing oil and painting the sky with aerosols in Botswana! All estimates are off the charts! Zulu has so much oil and natural gas on the properties that it simply approaches an infinite quantity. Zulu could pump 10 billion barrels of crude a day and not even make a dent in the long-term reserves.

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lol

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Zulu could pump 10 billion barrels of crude a day and not even make a dent in the long-term reserves.

if it COULD, so why doesn't it??
And the stock price is down -50.00%

It's a real disaster, my dear... Laughing

Wild Bill Melmupin · Guest

I have been an oilman all my life and am highly regarded in the industry. What I have seen of Zulu operations in Botswana are beyond the pale in my experience. You can dig a hole with a shovel to 3-4 feet and produce good quality oil which comes bubbling up like artesian wells. Zulu does not need financing from a bunch of crybaby, bedwetting pansy investors. Outside investment money is an afterthought for Zulu now as they wallow in oil, natural gas, prime rib buffet and some really tasty noodle salad.

message · Guest

All of you are exaggerating the performance of the company. It isn't worth anything good. It pays other companies to promote it. And it's just a piece of ***. I think all of you who invest in this stock will loose all your money. Don't even think that you might get something back. A bad choice to invest in...lol

V. Moone Prickens · Guest

This Zulu outfit is alright in my book.....Zulu oilfield is endless, infinite and easy diggin. I went out and dug a two-foot deep hole in the fertile soil here outside the Zulu headquarters and had nice oil flowing from my hole at 4-5 gallons per minute. Really enjoying the prime rib and noodle salad here in the botswanian paradise.

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Zulu oilfield is endless, infinite and easy diggin. I went out and dug a two-foot deep hole in the fertile soil here outside the Zulu headquarters and had nice oil flowing from my hole at 4-5 gallons per minute.

Lol...I put a finger in the ground and the oil was filled to my buckets Laughing

Rusty Rockefeller · Guest

Zulu is the finest oil and gas producer on the planet. All the facilities in Botswana are first-rate, the oil flows to the terminal and refinery complex under it's own pressure, no pumping equipment at all! Zulu can pump 69 billion gallons of oil per minute from the many shallow wells on the property. The size of the field enlarges daily, estimates are off the charts, come on down for prime rib and noodle salad! Any investment in Zulu will pay big coin in the very short term. Zulu is the new force to be reckoned with in the oil business, Zulu are and unstoppable force which will never be stopped.

W. Buffet · Guest

Zulu prime rib is AWESOME! Come on down to a Zulu franchise today for prime rib and noodle salad buffet. Zulu is celebrating the first full month of oil and gas production with a giant party at the Botswanian HQ. Door prizes to include 10 Nordhavn 40's luxury cruising boats, 50 cadillac Escalades with triple DVD players and tuck and roll, wads of cash and ipods and cell phones and free beer! The operations here are incredible, everything is gold plated. I did not expect the luxurious home i was provided upon my arrival. Zulu gave me a 17,000 square ft. mansion with full gym, heated pool and triple garage. The garage already had a Maserati, Bentley and fully outfitted Land Rover fueled up and ready for me! My helicopter is a vintage Aerospatiale Llama with high altitude package. The refrigerator at the house was stuffed with good beer, prime rib, noodle salad and ice cream! Full satellite TV package with 3 HBOs, 4 Showtime channels, on demand movies and HD NFL prime ticket! Zulu is the finest corporation in the history of mankind, there is no questioning this fact.

Nudlesalad Primerib El Ka · Guest

I came by the Zulu HQ today and stubbed my toe in the parking lot. I looked down to discover that warm oil was flowing from the 1/2 centimeter deep scuff in the earth from the toe stub. I watched as the flow grew from a trickle to a bubbling geyser 150 feet high at approximately 300 gallons per minute and growing. The oil is captured in a surface run-off system to large (500 acre) reservoirs. Zulu is amazing, the prime rib is always on, come on down to Botswana today for easy livin at the buffet.